Happy Birthday Mamma!!!
I just wanted to say happy birthday to ma fat momma (u know who u r) and hope u have an awesome day with ur beautiful family :) xx
(Source: patrickbeser)
| Uterus: | I hope you didn't like those underwear. |
|---|---|
| Stomach: | EAT ALL THE THINGS! |
| Emotions: | I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off. |
| Stomach: | ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS! |
| Uterus: | Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind. |
| Me: | why |
The awkward moment when everyone is serious & you start laughing..
Lol
bought a t-shirt depicting this photo, for the sole reason that it was on sale - it isn’t even my size!!
dont you just love to hate impulsive buys!!! - (and convincing sales assisstants)
Just baked this gigantic cake made of caramel slice!! I tried a spoonful - let’s just say, that is all I will be having for the night! It is super rich
*sorry for bad quality pic - I took it at night so lighting isn’t too great
Love it when I sit outside and all I can hear is p!nk’s live funhouse tour dvd blasting from the neighbours’ across the street
Tried “the noosa cocktail” - was the best I have ever had!!
Just one of the many amazing beaches I went to in noosa, qld. and believe it or not but it was the middle of winter when I took this picture!!
